Halloween Jokes

Kids love these!

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend

What's a monster's favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bamboo

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?

Boo boos

What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?

Twick or Tweet

What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist?

He was repossessed!

Where do mummies go for a swim?

To the dead sea

What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch

What is a ghost's favorite party game?

Hide-and-go-shriek

When does a ghost have breakfast?

In the moaning.

Why do girl ghosts go on diets?

So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

Why was the ghost such a messy eater?

Because he was always a goblin.